A BIG FAT FROG BLOG

I had an unwelcome blast from the past this week, my ex partner of some 5 years has popped up like a bad penny asking for money. Naturally, I told him very politely, and without using the actual word, to 'p*ss off'

So now my curiosity is aroused and I start to wonder what he is up to, as the mere fact I have heard from him means there is no doubt he will be up to something, and after a bit of cyber stalking, I came across his blog http://ga-jit.blogspot.com/ and yes, he is up to something and I genuinely wish him every success.

But more interesting than that was a link to a blog called 'Durdle Dora' created by his wife. A great blog as it happens, which I genuinely enjoyed reading.

But even more interesting than that were the strange references to her husband, my ex. ‘Today me and Mr DD went over to Portland for a nice long walk down to Church Ope Cove' really? you must be kidding. During the time we were together, the furthest he had been known to walk was from the sofa and back to switch on the telly!

..........and then another one, this time it’s a real classic - ‘Mr DD went sea fishing this week’ hilarious! The only time he ever went fishing, was when he fished about in the fridge for a beer!

Is this really him? My ex? The ex who's only real interests were wine, beer, telly and peanuts. Crikey, this Doodle Draws, Dumble Door or whatever her name is, certainly has managed to change him.

Then finally, with this little gem, it all started to make sense. ‘Me and Mr DD took our two pences down the seafront arcades this afternoon. Slot machines! well at least now I understand why he needs money.

Some people never do change......